ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
being pregnant is like rehab
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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