Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Randomize
