Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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