He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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