did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
operation harelip BJ is a go
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Randomize
