tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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