how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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