I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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