I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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