Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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