I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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