She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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