PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
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Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
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Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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