I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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