better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
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He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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