i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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