kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
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I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Pants are for mortals
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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