If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
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I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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