remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Im part way to drunk.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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