yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
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Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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