Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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