Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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