You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
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