Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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