We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
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It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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