"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Everyone says I win the strip club
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