this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
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she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Come on in and take your pants off
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