I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
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You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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