oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
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Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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