My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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