True but thats because hes a fetus.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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