Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
