Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
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