his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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