Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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