so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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