Do you still have your period?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
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We just shotgunned beers for America
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES