Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.