I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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