Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
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Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
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Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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