planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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