I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
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Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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