'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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