I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
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I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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