The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
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He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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