Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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