the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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