This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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