How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm eating all of the evidence.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
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Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
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Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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