So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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