Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
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We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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