Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
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My bed is full of blood and feathers
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
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I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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