If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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