and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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