Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
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