i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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