...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
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would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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