She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
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I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Shame - the story of my life.
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